Bosh! Bosh! Bosh! Geordie Shore is back and it's grubbier than ever.
After the relationship turmoil and boozing of series one and the hardcore partying and boob-flashing of the Magaluf Madness specials, you probably thought the show couldn't get any more downright smutty and brazenly real. You were wrong.
In series two, you can look forward to two new characters (who immediately set hearts aflutter and cause a catfight ruckus), unexpected relationships, unexpected break-ups and more new catchphrases to add to your Geordie slang dictionary. Anyone feeling "wetter than an otter's pocket"?
Watch our interview with the boys and girls of Geordie Shore series two below:
Geordie Shore returns on Tuesday, January 31 at 10pm on MTV