Humans would 'struggle' in all-species Olympics
Published Jul 29 2012, 13:32 BST | By Paul Martinovic
Human beings "wouldn't offer much competition" in an all-species Olympics, according to a scientific paper.A feature in the Veterinary Record journal compared human feats of strength, speed and endurance to those found in the animal kingdom.

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The News International reports that Usain Bolt, whose 100m record time of 9.58 seconds translates into a land-speed of 37.6kph, would be thoroughly beaten by the cheetah, which can reach speeds of 104kph.
A greyhound can reach 69kph, and an ostrich 64kph. Bolt could just about beat a Dromedary camel, which has recorded speeds of 35.3kph.
In marathon running, humans would falter in comparison to endurance animals like camels and sled dogs.
Meanwhile, human weightlifters would find themselves nowhere near the podium as they would be easily outmuscled by elephants, grizzly bears and gorillas.
Author Craig Sharp says in the paper: "'Citius, Altius, Fortius' (faster, higher, stronger) is the Olympic motto, but if we allowed the rest of the animal kingdom into the Games... we could not offer much competition!"
However, he did add some consolation for humans as a species, noting: "In pure physical events like running, jumping, swimming... we wouldn't win anything.
"What we are good at is being really versatile; we can sprint, we can run long distances, we can jump, we can swim, we can lift weights... what we would do well at is a sort of decathlon of swimming, running, jumping, and lifting."









I think we'd still do pretty well in water polo. :p
July 31st 2012 at 3:32am
Has someone really been paid to conclude that cheetahs are faster than humans and elephants are stronger than humans? This scientist malarky isn't half as hard as it sounds is it?
July 30th 2012 at 8:08am(+1 like)
Taking this to ridiculous extremes of logic humans would still win every event because we understand the rules. Can you imagine an ostrich waiting at the starting line for a gun to go off or an elephant managing a clean lift keeping its arms(???) straight for the duration.
July 30th 2012 at 2:11am(+4 likes)
Well duh. Ever heard of a human running faster than a cheetah or an ostrich?
July 29th 2012 at 11:03pm(+2 likes)
Have they not got better things to do other than these meaningless studies. I wonder how much money was wasted on this.
July 29th 2012 at 9:03pm(+1 like)
It was done by a scientific paper, why are you complaing that they are spending their money on science that is relavent to their readers at the moment
Can complain doesn't mean should complain
July 31st 2012 at 1:24pm