Muslim cleric warns 'cucumbers too sexy for women'
Published Dec 9 2011, 20:44 GMT | By Hugh Armitage

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The unnamed cleric has warned that cucumbers, bananas and other similarly shaped produce causes "sexual thoughts" in women, according to Fox News.
The directive, published in el-Senousa, a religious magazine, purportedly says that a third party - preferably a male relative - should cut the items into small pieces if a woman wishes to eat them.
The news has caused anger among liberal Muslims, who responded in a rush of protest and mockery online, while questions have arisen surrounding the truth of the reports and the validity of the statement.
"Many of the commentators are Muslims themselves, who have expressed their anger against the cleric for making Islamic religious practices appear unreasonable," said The International Business Times.
Danish/Lebanese journalist Helen Hajjij said on Twitter: "So if Muslim women should stay away from cucumbers and bananas, should men stay away from melons?"
Carrots and courgettes were also identified as perilous vegetables.
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This guy has no common sense whatsoever....and erm so what if it causes sexual thoughts in women? (although I highly doubt it)....you can't police thoughts! does he have no other work to get on with? seriously unimpressed by this cleric....I've heard some dumb rules in my life but this is right up there.
December 14th 2011 at 1:56pm
I love cucumbers and bananas... in the non dirty way >.<
December 12th 2011 at 12:58pm
hey hey it said muslim women, and i was never too fond of phallus shaped food lolx
December 12th 2011 at 12:57pm
Naveena Satter sorry love, you can't handle cucumbers or banana's anymore ;p
December 12th 2011 at 12:56pm
hahaahahahaaa ......... haha ................................ha lolx :D
December 12th 2011 at 12:51pm