Dappy's controversial new 'Tarzan 2 (I'm Coming)' video: dissected
Published Jul 3 2012, 11:53 BST | By Lewis Corner
Former N-Dubz rapper Dappy is a small man with a lot to say and his latest freestyle track 'Tarzan 2 (I'm Coming)' proves, once again, that he's not afraid to share his opinions with the world.Charged full of controversial one-liners that come with rather cheeky visuals in the accompanying music video, Digital Spy picks out the moments sure to ruffle a few music biz feathers.
Suggesting Tinie Tempah should sell The Big Issue: "Now it's time someone went and got a new job for Tinie - I'm only playing."
Rapping about his own poop: "My s**t's so hard, I'm constipated. I'm over-worked, under-rated."
On Kelly Rowland and The X Factor: "No love for The X... tell Kelly I'm tee-total, but I've got that 'Motivation'."
On lesbian lovers: "I'm coming, I'm coming, for you."
Dappy, the romantic: "I beg someone try and find Max online/ Let her know I wanna smash her from the back."
Dappy, the future star of George Of The Jungle: "King of the jungle, hard as can be/ I dare you to let your chick party with me/ I'm Tarzan and I'm hung like a tree."
Winding up Simon Cowell: "I heard Simon Cowell thinks I'm a little w**ker/ And I'm getting on his t*ts like cancer."
And, oh dear, poor little Joe: "Joe McElderry, oh what a stand-up."
Attacking Alexandra Burke: "Alexandra pull your socks up/ Where your hits at, you ain't no winner/ I feel bad because your voice is amazing/ But your career's getting raped by a mason."
Dappy, the sign language instructor: "I'm coming, I'm coming, for you."
Watch the music video for Dappy's 'Tarzan 2 (I'm Coming)' below:
What do you think about Dappy's new song 'Tarzan 2 (I'm Coming)'? Leave your comments below:
Isn't this hype all exposed by the media because seriously, his pronunciation is that bad that I could hardly understand what he was on about. Never liked him, and that's not gonna change after this track. Leaves me stone cold, and the only reason why it's climbing on Itunes is because it's been so heavily discussed on sites like this. Give it a few days and hopefully it will hit rock bottom.
July 5th 2012 at 5:42pm
Awful! Dappy has become even more unlikeable...
July 4th 2012 at 7:12pm(+1 like)
The cancer line ruined that for me completely.
July 4th 2012 at 3:33pm(+3 likes)
Song and video reeks of try-hard Eminem quirk and comes off less humorous and more like an under-developed ******** with too much fame in his otherwise empty skull.
July 4th 2012 at 2:13pm(+3 likes)
just to let u know the this song is number 18 in in the uk top 40 and still climbing
July 4th 2012 at 10:01am(+1 like)